What do Florida and FSU students have in common? ...... They all could get admitted to FSU.

"What's the best thing to ever come out of Tallahassee????? I-10!!!

A guy goes on a recruiting trip to Tallahassee, sees a golden telephone, and asks what it's for. Bobby says, "it's a direct link to heaven", guy says, "wow, can I use it?" , Bobby says, "yeah, but it'll cost ya $50", guy says "nah, don't have any cash on me."
He then goes on to Tennessee, and sees the same telephone, "hey, is that a direct link to heaven?" he says. Phil says, yeah, if you wanna use it, it'll cost ya $75." Guy says, "nah, don't have any cash on me." Next he visits UF, and sees that SAME telephone, "hey, is that a direct link to heaven?" he says. Steve says "sure, go ahead and make a call, it's free", the recruit stands up confused and says "free? Bobby said it cost $50 and Phil said $75...why is it free here?" Steve says, "well, my boy, here in Gainesville it's a local call"

One day, an FSU player and a Tennessee player were at a bar. The Tennessee player asked the FSU player what FSU meant. The FSU player replied, "Florida Stomped Us." Then he asked the Tennessee player what UT meant. The UT player told him, "Us Too."

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee?
.....Because if were invented anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.

A UF and a UT fan were driving in opposite directions one dark stormy night and the had a collision in the middle of the road. Both of them survived and were happy to do so. So to celebrate the UF FAN said to the UT fan "lets have a drink" and he pulled a bottle of Jack from the trunk of his car. The Gator poured a couple of drinks and said "lets put our differences behind us". The UT fan drank up and then said "go ahead my friend" and the Gator said "no thanks I'll wait until the cops arrive".

How do you keep a Seminole out of your yard? ......Put up a goal post!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Seminoles?" Four huge men stand up and approach the man. One of them says, "We play football at FSU, are you sure you wanna tell that joke to us?"
The guy replies, "Nah, I don't have time to explain it four times.

Did you hear about the big power outage at the FSU student Union?
Forty Seminoles were stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.

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