Seminoles are proof of reincarnation. You can't get that dumb in just one lifetime.

What do you get when you drive slow through Tallahassee?
A degree from FSU.

Top Ten Courses at FSU

10. Philosophy: Why Don't They Spell It with an "F"?
9. Prelaw Seminar: Age of Consent in 50 States
8. Sandwich Making: A Project Course
7. Hand-Shadow Workshop
6. Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Friend
5. Cliff's Notes vs. Monarch Notes: 2 Views of the Classics
4. Hydraulic Principles of the Keg
3. The College Classroom: A Simulation
2. ABC's: An Extended Version
1. Your Ass from a Hole in the Ground: A Comparative Study

How many FSU freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Zero, it is a sophomore course.

What are the toughest 6 years in a Seminole's life?
3rd grade.

If you have a car containing a Seminole wide receiver, a Seminole linebacker, and a Seminole defensive back, who is driving the car?
A cop.

How do you keep a bulldog from masturbating??
Paint his member orange and blue........he won't beat it for 15 years.

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